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Friday, December 26, 2008

Top 8 of 08: Books

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Warning: Don't judge this post by its cover.

Travelling a lot and commuting to work has given me a chance to rekindle my love of a good novel (I generally can't/don't read non-fiction), and I manage to work my way through a good 16-odd of them on the train, plane and Chinese taxi. In order for me to finish a book it has to be at least 3-stars until midway through; after that I'm likely to tough it out even if it deteriorates, just in case the author happens to pick up the pieces at the end.
FYI, The worst book I ever read was Peter F. Hamilton's Misspent Youth - I had faith in him but he betrayed me. Luckily we've reconciled over the last 3 mammoths he's written (he has an average novel length of around 800 words). John Marsden has yet to redeem himself, however, as his "Ellie Chronicles" feel more and more like he's pulling a George Lucas, ie. milking it for all it's worth.

Top Books I Read in 08:(in reverse order)


8. The Road - Cormac McCarthy
The reviews all call it a masterpiece, but for me it's kinda just another post-apocalyptic commentary on the human psyche. A damn good one, mind, but it loses half a star for a lack of originality (and also refusing to bring its grammar up to a level above "....and then....and then...").


7. My Sister's Keeper - Jodi Picoult
An awkward but unavoidable scenario as seen from the eyes of all involved. Smooth and enthralling dialogue and a unique perspective on a common topic - what more can one ask for?


6. Pastwatch: The Redemption of Christopher Columbus - Orson Scott Card
I do love authors who can combine entertaining fiction with lessons in history or anything else for that matter (NB: Da Vinci Code fails in the fiction, not the lesson). OSC (one of my favourite authors) achieves just that - Pastwatch tries to pinpoint the one moment in history that had the most effect on where we have stuffed up in this world, and sorry Mr. Columbus, but apparently it's your little boat trip. It's not gospel, but it's food for thought.


5. Blindsight - Peter Watts
Watts redefines the 'First Contact' story, says one reviewer. Certainly it's a novel take, bursting with suspense and new, cool technology (like all good SF should have) and a sense of unpredictability. Watts sometimes gets lost in his own jargon, but if you can sift through it the ideas he is proposing are pretty neat, in a really geeky way.


4. An Abundance of Katherines - John Green
Quaint, young adult-ish take on relationships and logic, delivered with pacy wit and oddball characters. Maximum points for prose style, and Green does well to attack the often over-exaggerated emotional trials of teenagers, without letting his main character become entirely unlikable.


3. Alias Grace - Margaret Atwood
This book reestablished Margaret Atwood as one of my favourite authors. Her characters are vivid, her antagonists (in this case, a 19th Century accused-murderess imprisoned at the age of 16, and the doctor examining her) are flawed and human. The book is loosely based upon the true story of Grace Marks and the two murders she was charged for, and Atwood does an artistic (and creepy) job of sewing together the pieces that are missing from any official records, or perhaps anyone's knowledge.
I have never read Atwood I didn't like - and this continues that trend.


2. Shantaram - Gregory Roberts
Amazing tale of a man who flees to Bombay, only to fall in love with it. Attacks concepts of wealth, love, honour, and right and wrong, on a journey of self-discovery that is all the more impressive for its roots in the truth. He's perhaps a little simple in his writing style and when he tries to glorify his language it comes out a bit forced, but he more than makes up for it with the story he has to tell. In the end, it speaks for itself.


1. Number9dream - David Mitchell
Beginning with disorientating, fantastic blend of fantasy and reality, number9dream is a brilliant piece of work. The reasons I love it are diverse: firstly, many gaijin write about Japan, but Mitchell actually writes Japan. His POV of Tokyo is so spot-on that many points I hadn't even considered unique until he brought them to my attention. His dabbling with original metaphors, shying away from cliche, makes it all the more memorable. Take this, his protagonist in a rather pitiful Eiji Miyake, and his twists and turns, and you have Mitchell at his best. This may be a book about a boy who's trying to find his estranged father, but it's no heartfelt coming-of-age piece. It's an exploding 3D neon alleyway as seen from a speeding car driven by a drunk: you often feel you caught just a glimpse of the vivid depths of the Japan he describes. His later novel Cloud Atlas is more timeless, but Number9dream is a real gem.




Honourable Mention: The Book of Everything - Guus Kuijer
A novella translated from Dutch most expertly, but maintains a quaint style of prose that feels distinctly like a foreign language. One of those books that pervades age ranges and genres to create a timeless, sad and sweet story.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Top 8 of 08: Destinations


Warning: This post is going places - or went them, at the least.

So I went a few places this year. A fair few. Everywhere from the local supermarket ("Super Tamade") to Vegas. I also attended my share of musically-orientated assemblies - where much fun was to be had.
Here's a bunch of lists.

Top Places I Went of 2008 (grammar intentional)

1. San Diego - Wonderful city. If I can get past the aging hippies and the gange infatuation, this may be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

2. Melbourne - More crazies than SD, but even more fun. Saw more bar fights in one night than I have in my other 24 years. Beautiful & (essentially) friendly though.


3. Hong Kong - The insane town that it is. Hotter and more bustling than anywhere I've ever been - and this was in autumn. Always makes me feel very very poor.


4. Sapporo - I was in Hokkaido for less than 24 hours and didn't see much more than Dora's apartment, an izakaya and the bottoms of a very large number of Kirin bottles, but it seemed like a wonderful place. Plans to go back have already been made (and shelved due to lack of time & money).


5. Wellington - Can't beat it on a good day huh? Was nice to be back home, especially for long enough to feel sad when I was leaving.


6. Bali - Bar the rubbish and the extreme UV, was very beautiful, and the hotel our boss had us up in for the 2 nights on a company vacation was exorbitant and fantastic. Hagglers were a bit of fun too - if irritating eventually.


7. Morioka - a small town in northern Tokyo, my 3 nights in Morioka consisted of drinking, karaoke, sleeping and beginning the cycle again. Wonderful town from a part of Japan I almost couldn't imagine - the attraction lies in that it has no "attractions".


8. Tokyo - well who doesn't love Tokyo? I've been there 5 times this year; twice I stayed less than 6 hours (flight transfer), twice were only for an evening, and once for a whole weekend. That's kinda how we stay friends - moderation. Plus I don't want Osaka to think I'm cheating on her.

Top Gigs/sets of 2008


1. Mr. Oizo @ We Love Sounds (Melbourne, June) - I think enough has been said about this, but it was a defining hour of my musical life. I think I kissed a man too.


2. Boys Noize @ Ganban Night, Makuhari Messe (Tokyo, October) - 3.30am, I'm about to pass out, and this guy mixes up a storm. Noone else could have kept me on that dancefloor and leave me feeling more genki than when he started.

3. Radiohead @ Osaka Municipal Gymnasium (Osaka, October) - The lights, the sounds, Thom Yorke's giant, drunk-faced screen projection, all of them in rainbows.

4. Jason Mraz @ Namba Hatch (Osaka, July) - Finally. The most happy-feeling concert I've been to since Ben Harper.

5. Soulwax @ Black Chamber (Osaka, October) - Dressed in suits with undone bow ties like they're playing at an after party, Soulwax took the evident (re)merge of electronica and rock one step closer to fruition.

6. South Central @ Summer Sonic (Osaka, August) - hard and dark and irresistible. Yum.


7. Cut Copy @ The Forum (Melbourne, June) - This is the kind of music that feels like neon lights and avante garde photography. Seeing it up close with a bunch of fanboys in the band's hometown only made it more beautiful. Worth the trip to Melbourne alone.

8. DJ Hype @ Triangle (Osaka, July) - While Triangle had many a fantastic gig this year, DJ Hype stood out as being something rather special. I don't know what it was - the long hiatus of drumnbass, the superb mixing skills, or just a nice level of drunkenness, but those involved all agree it was quite intense.

Other: Gigs I wish I'd gone to:
- Digitalism + Shinichi Osaka (February)
- Modest Mouse (March)
- kap10kurt (May)
- Simian Mobile Disco (June)
- The Black Ghosts (July)
- Underworld etc. @ Fuji Rock Festival (July)
- The Prodigy (Tokyo, August)
- Ladyhawke (Tokyo, August)
- Autokratz (September)

Other: Places I'm Glad I didn't go:
- Zimbabwe
- Sudan
- The coast off Somalia
- Walmart on Black Friday
- Sichuan on May 12

Monday, December 15, 2008

Top 8 of 08: Music (Artists)


Warning: The following 8 don't paint.

In a year where everyone was clambering over Coldplay, Katy Perry and M.I.A., who was I being wowed by?
Top 8 Artists of 2008

Fake Blood
Everything this man touched this year turned to remixed gold. The intrinsic sound of 2008 - I could have included any of his remixes in my previous post's list. Underworld's Ring Road, The Count & Sinden's Beeper, and of course Little Boots Stuck on Repeat all come out all the better under Theo's watch. As it says on his myspace:
"I MAKE MUSIC - AND I TAKE YOUR MUSIC AND DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
IF SWALLOWED SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
WILL STAIN CLOTHES.
WILL SOUND SPECTACULAR."
Yes, yes it will.

Boys Noize
So Oi! Oi! Oi! came out in 2007, but Herr Noize has been equally busy this year, with touring and remixes further installing him as a powerhouse in electro. His Suck My Deck mix under Bugged Out was probably my favourite mix album of the year, and his performance at Ganban Night in Tokyo in October was just...damn.

Radiohead
The In Rainbows tour did for Radiohead what Alive 2007 did for Daft Punk - a culmination of the greatest things about them in a palimpsest of sound and light, showing that Radiohead really do what they do best.

Jason Mraz
Mr. A to Z is back! Jason's most poppy track ever - I'm Yours - has propelled him to renewed fame, so much that it's mildly irritating. In the typical "I knew him first" vein, hearing people go "I love that song" irks me, especially as it's not his best work. The album has grown on me over the year, but seeing him live for the first time in July was just amazing (see fanboy rant here).

Cut Copy
The boys from Melbourne were a mild blip on my radar a year ago, with their Fabriclive release sparking my attention but paling in comparison to the Evil Nine mix directly before it. 12 months and a trip down to see them later, and they've effectively changed my attitude towards electronic music. In Ghost Colours is a solid album, and they're not half-bad live either. I haven't really got into the remix side of their work, but I'm sure I'll come around.

Mr. Oizo
As far as I knew, Mr. Oizo was dead. Who the hell was the guy who made Flat Eric with the epileptic weiner smoking muppet, and where'd he go? Finding him was akin to Where's Wally - he popped up in a crowd of people in a hard-to-see scene in Melbourne, disguised in a massive beard and homeless-guy white shirt. Some fiercely beaten and scratched 60 minutes later, and I couldn't understand why we had ever parted ways. His new album for 08, Lamb's Anger is something truly special - challenging to listen to, but God is it good.

Santogold
Santogold is everything good about the underground hip-hop scene mixed with just the right amount of electronica, and retro fashion. Good debut album, good gig, and damn that woman is hot.

Sebastien Tellier
How can a guy who looks like a clone of Mr. Oizo make the sexiest album of the year? Easy: Be French. Admittedly all I got on Mr. Tellier is that and his Eurovision performance, but it's enough to make him one of the biggest guys in 2008. If you can't get laid to Sexuality, then you might as well become a monk*.


*All is not lost: My friend tells me Top Gun is the number one movie to watch with someone you want to sleep with.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Top 8 of 08: Music (Tracks/Albums)


Warning: This post sounds better than it reads.

Music has to be the biggest thing of 2008 for me. Making friends with His Whoreness and being introduced to the music blogosphere has had a large hand in that. Spending more time in Japan this year than 2007 and being exposed to the wonderful barrage of artists that visit these fair shores has too.

So, I figure some lists of music I happened to really enjoy this year is only fitting. Order is generally not important - it's hard enough to pick just 8 of each catgeory, let alone order them.
Bon appetit.

Top 8 "Non-Club" Songs

The Whip - Trash
The Kills - Cheep & Cheerful
Elbow - Grounds For Divorce
Portishead - Magic Doors
Jason Mraz - Details In The Fabric
Santogold - Say Aha
Ladytron - Ghosts
Grace Jones - William's Blood

Top 8 "Club" Songs

Utah Saints - Something Good 2008 (re-hash by Van She) [This could be seen as a remix, but I have enough of those and no-one actually remembers the original, so it counts]
Alex Gopher - Aurora
autokratz - Stay The Same
The Presets - My People
Kill The Noise - Hey You (Le Castle Vania Remix is actually better, but hey)
Le Castle Vania - Zero Machine
Fred Falke - Sanctuary
Fake Blood - Mars

Top 8 Remixes

Bjork - Dull Flame of Desire (Modeselektor's "For Girls" Remix)
The Whip - Muzzle #1 (Bloody Beetroots Remix)
Ladyhawke - Back of the Van (VanSheTech's Turbo Fire Engine Mix)
Hot Chip - Touch Too Much (Fake Blood Remix)
IAMX - Spit It Out (Designer Drugs Remix)
Justice - Phantom II (Boys Noize Unreleased Turbine Mix)
Mystery Jets - Two Doors Down (Duke Dumont Remix)
Sebastien Tellier - Sexual Sportswear (Sebastian Remix)

Top 8 Albums

Cut Copy - In Ghost Colours
The Whip - X Marks Destination
Sebastien Tellier - Sexuality
Danny Byrd - Supersize
South Central - Owl of Minerva
Santogold - Santogold
Portishead - Third
Jason Mraz - We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things

Honourable Mention:
Teenager - Thirteen
Does It Offend You Yeah? - You Have No Idea What You're Getting Yourself Into

May I now suggest that you go and find said music (perhaps on Youtube) and enjoy it.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Top 8 of 08: Movies

Warning: This list is a relative flop.

Top Films of 2008 (That I managed to see):


8. "Baby Mama" - I know it flopped, but it was far superior to Get Smart and other comedies featuring ex-SNL stars. Fey vs. Poehler is my favourite female comedian combination.

7. "Horton Hears a Who" - Decent adaptation and with all the good humour that adults help to sneakily get out of a kid's movie.


6. "The Magic Hour" - Japanese film by the inimitable Kouki Mitani, set in a faux-1920s about a bumbling idiot who angers a Yakuza boss and has to use a washed-up actor to bluff his way out of trouble.


5. "Son of Rambow" - a schoolground bully and a reject team up to remake Rambo. Think Billy Elliot with more blood (well, and better).


4. "El Orfanato" (The Orphanage) - Spanish thriller about a woman who goes to live in the house that was her orphanage when she was young, only to find the past was waiting for her. Beautifully shot, well told, and jumpy. Avoids the "serial thriller" label well.

3. "Wall-E" - Classic Pixar. A few moments in it made me think it was a bit sell-out, but that was only because the flow of the movie changes quite a bit and in the end it's just a great piece of work.

2. "Iron Man" - Scores higher than Wall-E for dry RDJ lines, fantastic graphics and for restoring everyone's faith in Marvel comic movies.

1. "The Dark Knight" - Not many movies get watched by me more than the 5 times I've seen this, which puts it in good company with LOTR: ROTK, Fight Club and The Matrix. If Gladiator can win best picture, TDK should sweep.

The list feels a bit lacking to me, but that's mostly because Japan doesn't get half the quality movies available around the world (hence I have to wait for DVDs), and when they do they tend to be up to 6 months late. There's a much more promising list of movies of 2008 I want to see:
- Burn After Reading
- Man on Wire
- Quantum of Solace
- Body of Lies
- Be Kind Rewind
- Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
- The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas
- Synecdoche, New York
Perhaps the original list is a mite premature.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Lists - Things I Hate

You've gotta be kidding me.

Disclaimer: Lists may or may not be a regular part of my blogging habits.

Before you get worried, I'm not in an overly bad mood. Being in China a little longer than I hoped (2 months instead of just 1), not really seeing any mates and sleeping odd hours haven't entirely drained me of my optimism. Well, they haven't drained me, at least. Though I do wonder what is fuelling my fire at times, and I've come to think it might have a bit to do with hatred.

I'm not embarrassed to admit that hatred is something I indulge in, receive motivation and energy from, and use as a weapon. I think it's perfectly natural. Of course, my hatred is not to be confused with narrow-minded versions of the word: discrimination, blind-hatred or envy. Everything I hate I do so for (what I feel is) a good reason, to lesser or greater extents. Some "hatred" may just be a pet peeve that I know is unfair and thus tend to keep to myself, while more extreme versions are based around something violating my code of ethics or the like.

I never (or try to never) let my hatred reduce me to unwarranted action; rather I prefer to use it to motivate myself. If someone deliberately fouls me in a football match (as some munter did last Saturday), I'd rather dedicate that hatred to driving me to shut him entirely out of the rest of the game, rather than smack him upside the head. Not that that isn't tempting - it's just far less rewarding.

So, without further social commentary, here's a short list of stuff that's been really getting on my nerves lately. You decide why - or by all means, feel free to ask.

Songs that are summed up with the word "anthem" (excluding "national anthems")...well, ie. "Trance Anthems"

Novels that are published with the words "The New York Times #1 Bestseller".

Movies starring singers, who will never be actors.

People who don't call me back

Mugabe

Smelly people who don't know they are smelly

Slow walkers/People who stop and convene in the middle of a walkway

People who lie to my face when the truth does matter

Litter

Unnecessary sequels/new series

The Chinese Government

Facebook applications that want to rank or judge me against my peers

Blunt emails

Racism

Humidity