Saturday, November 28, 2009

Everything's All White


(Real) Warning: The video below contains large amounts of excited and relieved explicit language.

2.5 years ago, I posted a youtube clip of the friendly between Wales and the All Whites on here. The game itself, played halfway around the world and for no particular trophy, was hardly broadcast about, even in NZ. I think the footage I put up was a TV3 news report - which has since then been taken down for copyright violation. Its nearly impossible to find footage of the game online that wasn't from some bloke's digital camera.

But obscure as it was, that game was a turning point. It was the dawn of Shane Smeltz's blossoming career (he nabbed both goals in a 2-2 draw), another piece in the puzzle that brought us to November 14th, 2009.
Incidentally, Wales was ranked around 20 places higher than us at the time (but to be honest FIFA rankings mean nothing below #50, and not a lot above it either) and sporting such famous names as Ryan Giggs and Craig Bellamy.

New Zealand's World Rank history has some rather unrealistic topography


It was also the first time I really started paying attention to the state of the national game. And suddenly, Wellington got a pro football team. We started seeing more regular appearances of national level footballers. New Zealand qualified for the playoff against the fifth placed Asian team. We nearly beat Italy. We drew with Iraq, previous Asian champions. The team started to look more like a team and less like a bunch of guys flown in to bump into each other on the field.

And now we're going to the World Cup.

When someone asks me about 2009 years on, the heading picture is the first thing that will come to my mind. It's a picture that says Victory. It's a picture that shows joy and excitement. But it's also a picture that says "now, have I got your attention?" Even moreso, "I better damn well."

More than enough has been blogged, spoken and broadcast about the game for me to go into an analysis here, and sadly even the idiotic arguments "the All Whites didn't have to do much to get there, European teams would kill for our route" and "Rugby vs. Soccer: Is New Zealand undergoing a shift in sporting interest?" But it's so refreshing to have all this after a big fat nothing for so long. The media didn't care. The public were ignorant to the whole thing. But now everyone's listening. Mark Paston and Rory Fallon are household names. And I'd take all the overkill in opinionated journalism you can muster if it means football is on NZ's radar. Then someday, maybe not today or tomorrow, you'll be able to read the headline: All Whites 1:0 England/Brazil/Italy/you get the idea.

Sorry, the point of this post was actually to show you the chaos that was our excitement at the moment of NZ's qualification. Sure, it's nothing on what was going on at the stadium, but I think we did them proud.


Go the All Whites.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Movember Mix


Warning: None of this electro mix is remotely hairy.

I have a Movember post abrewin', but for now here's the latest instalment in the Big Ted Mixion, and in bassthumping 320kpbs to boot:
Big Ted's Movember Mix (320kpbs)

Edit: I've also put it up on Soundcloud, though this will only be around for about a month - ie. till I put the next one up.
Big Ted's Movember Mix by BigTed

Electro with the fashionable dubstep aside here and there, though a bit more dancehall-y than of late. Probably my tightest effort at track collab thusfar, even if I haven't been particularly ambitious with the effects between tracks (loop fade, anyone?)
Tracklist
Boris Dlugosh - Bangkok
Strip Steve - Breakin'
The Big Pink - Dominoes (Switch Remix)
Huoratron - Corporate Occult (Passion's Splatter House Remix)
Alex Metric - It Starts (Evil Nine Remix)
The Prodigy - Thunder (Bang Gang Remix)
Florence and The Machine - Drumming Song (Jack Beats Remix)
DJ DLG - Paramount (Rogerseventytwo Remix)
SonicC - Stickin' (Kissy Sell Out VIP Edit)
Eve & Benga - Me & My
Reso - Smash Yer Face In
Mexican Institute of Sound - Cumbia (Deathface Remix)
Tom Stephan - Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix)
Mixhell - Highly Explicit (Brodinski Remix)
Passion Pit - Little Secrets (Jack Beats Remix)
Fenech Soler - Lies (Alex Metric Remix)
Ellie Goulding - Under The Sheets (Jakwob Remix)
Subwave - Stars Get Down

So yes, the now-traditional Prodigy track remixed, and yet another remix by Jakwob - this time with a beautiful if mildly uneventful remix of Ellie Goulding's debut single. What can I say - quality breeds quality.

Comments always welcome.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

It's Getting Dark



Warning: This mix contains basslines that wobble more than your dad's jellyrolls.

The lack of dubstep on the last mix I made left a hole in me that I needed to fill, so I overcompensated and put together a dubstep mix last night.

Dubstep is a misunderstood genre - kinda like science fiction. Many people will lump anything with a wobbly bassline into the "dubstep" category, and though this is the defining feature (that and a speed of around 140bpm), its a bit like saying any book/movie set in outer space is a science fiction book. Not only does being a fan give you a bit of a rep, the bad habit that arises from this is that when you say you like dubstep people instantly assume you mean everything from the dark, hard stylings of Goth Trad, past the "clownstep" business that Jack Beats and Rusko love, out to the pop/electro dubstep remixes that have been making waves since Skream put out that La Roux remix.

I tend to prefer my dubstep without cheese nor minimal essence - and mostly without rap. MC Dynamite completely ruined Caspa's Rat-A-Tat Tat. My choices from the assorted menu tend to be dark bangers and those with emotional, melodic samples.
While I tried to keep any of the original, dated hits (which I still love) like Chase & Status's Saxon and Caspa's Remix of TC's Where's My Money?, I think this is a fairly good control sample of what I personally think makes dubstep worth listening to.

Enjoy! (mediafire)

Tracklisting

GTRONIC - Destroyer
Udachi - Jellyroll
Last Japan - Jungle Warrior (TEDD's "Eseya Huo" Remix)
Hostage - Badman Sound
DZ - Down
The Prodigy - Breathe (Numbernin6 Remix)
Datsik - Gizmo
Tek-One - Pressure
Mikey B. feat. Ill Bill Bachelor - Still Dre (Dubstep Fix)
Wachs Lyrical - Dark Entity VIP
Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Evol Intent Remix)
Mistabishi - Printer Jam (Barbarix Remix)
Reso - Beasts In The Basement
Emalkay - When I Look At You (Sduk Remix)
Reso - Onslaught
Deadmau5 - I Remember (Caspa Remix)
Teasers - Sooner Or Later (Jakwob Remix)
BONUS - Flight of The Conchords - The Most Beautiful Girl In The World (Kissy Klub DNB Version)